My teacher threw a stapler at me on Valentine's Day. So my friend's dad teaches history at our school and I'm in his class. The kid in front of me was one of the guys. During class he yelled, Your daughter and me did some crazy shit in your car. My friend's dad got beet red and threw the shit off his desk. He screamed, What did you say, you little shit? And threw his stapler at the guy in front of me, but he ducked. And it hit me square in the face. So I ended up in the nurse's office and needed two stitches.

Oof, that is... That's brutal.

That's it. And now we're going to do the steak right back at them, okay?

Bro's getting a full lawsuit.

Well, I would have done the same thing, but ain't nobody touching my daughter.

I would've...gone...I would've lost it...I would've lost it...not my baby...mm-mm-mm...you ain't touchin' my baby girl...mm-mm-mm...

I ain't nobody to remind. I'm too old for this stuff.

Anyways, anyways, God I'm going to have lung cancer soon, all my reds, anyways, God bless you.

Anyways, I work 1,000 hours a day for my baby girl. Ain't nobody touchin' my baby girl. No, no, no. God bless. God bless.