Try giving him a treat or taking him out for a walk Or driving in the car cuz dogs like that

Oh my god, do them edibles grow.

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I think Danny got snobbed, dude. What the fuck?

Dude, he's so cute! Give him, like, a little doggy day out. Take him, buy his own toys and treats, probably. I mean, he looks... He looks like he's rolling.

No, that dog is not sad. That dog is ready to demolish you into his mouth. He's ready to eat you... Down. Yes, until you die. He's looking at you with a devilish look. He wants you dead. He's not depressed. He is not sad. I'm your president and I want you to listen to me. That is a demon dog.

He's gonna kill you today. Don't know when, don't know how.

Why is he sad? Dogs can't be sad, they have to be happy. No, they don't actually have to be happy, but you know what I mean. I'm watching some videos right now, and it's satisfying.

You need to pet me, so cute!