Did this man just call me a *****? I swear to God, but I'm gonna slap him.

Fuck no.

Mexican. I'm not the pizza people liking, like, I'm not from Mexico or something, or, like, I'm not that, like, yeah, I'm not that, but, like, da-da-da, but don't, don't, and I'm not, like, ice ice, but don't. This is just irritating me so bad, I feel like punching in the face.

I would, in fact, not eat that, brother. Heh heh heh heh heh.

I would, in fact, not eat that.

How does he look like Steve from Blue Squeeze? I don't know.

One, I would not eat that because I'm pretty sure that pizza crust is, like, literally stretched out. And second of all, I saw pineapple on that pizza, and that is an absolute no-go. No pineapple on pizza. I don't care what you say. No pineapple.