I don't even fucking know why I'm single at this point probably because my personality is all over the place but like we're not gonna talk about that like

Girl, my personality is out of the place, too. I don't need shit. That doesn't mean these fuckin' little-ass boys can't handle your personality. They ain't gonna find that if you need someone who can handle it. Like... We need that man for you, or that woman. I don't know what you're into. But you're gorgeous, so I'm supporting you either fuckin' way, cuz... Oof! But I need you to be in a relationship, and we have to fuck, cuz... I don't know why. Bye.

I feel like I fucking know you ass, and I don't, and I don't fucking know why, like I feel like I know know you, like I grew up with you or some shit, and I'm just over here like, I'm supporting you, I shouldn't fucking, I'm not gonna say that, I don't know what the fuck I was gonna say, I'm all over the place right now, but like, I, I literally love your personality from the parts I do see, so you just need someone who can handle it, like, I don't know what the fuck I was gonna say.

Um, you might know me, I used to live in Sarnia, Ontario, but now I live in London, Ontario. Um, I went to High Park, Holy Trinity, Sir Arthur Carty, and now I'm in RMC.

Yeah, no, there's no way I know you. I lived in Maryland, and then I moved to New Jersey. Because of my sister's father. And then we moved back to Maryland. So, yeah, there's no way I've known you. Because I've never been to Ontario, I don't know if I'm pronouncing that right, probably not. But, I don't know.