Bro, why are you so pressed? Like, if you have no muscles to say so, like, chill.

I'm just a boy, I can't do shit. I'm in a traffic, I'm about to get padded. Fuck is you saying? Fuck is you saying? I don't know what the fuck I'm saying! I'm gonna beat your ass, dude. Don't come fuckin' play with me, man. Fuck is you saying? Why you so pressed? Fuck you mean, why am I pressed? I'm pressed because you're dumbass, you big ass, you ain't something, you ain't big. You ain't big, you fat, you ain't big though. You ain't got no muscles, I'll beat your ass though. Come to my house, I'll beat your ass though. Why am I so pressed? You ain't got no muscles, say something. Oh, I'm sayin' something right now, I got hella muscles. And I fucked your bitch, then I fucked your sister, your little sister. Because I know she's eight years old, and I fucked her too, and I got all of them. And your granny's nude!

I can't take anything you say seriously when you sound like a minion on crack.

Well that's it, as Q's don't get shot in match class on a Tuesday while sipping a bottle of water. Let's go to the chippy, I'll fucking wet you up you fucking South London. Birmingham, Newcastle. Fucking dick love it. You fucking stupid! This a chip lover!

Second heat when you see him and you say that it's just a one-two crisp out on the floor for you, bro You're gonna be on the floor asleep going Cartoon crap, you know, so I'll be talking

But how much you gonna get? Nasty ass bitch!

I know for a fact you re-recorded this shit like 5 different times before you actually sent it.

RANDOM NOISES

bro got way too pressed that's crazy

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