That's one ugly motherfucker. What the fuck is that?

Um, that is not a dog. That's a different breed of frog. Hey, that rhymed just fine. I just figured out that rhymed. But that's a different breed of frog right there. We got a new breed of frog! We should make more. But they look like dogs. But they're frogs. So people out there who don't like frogs, but like dogs, can like frogs and dogs. Because...

Is that a dog or a frog? There's, like, no in between.

okay this dog has short spine syndrome he's just as cute he's just a little weird looking yay

Oh, a message from Amanda. Simon, you were right. World Match is fantastic, but you were wrong about level 125. I completed it in seconds. Wrong. Wrong.

I thought we've learned our lesson to not buy things off of wish.com.