Spotted

I'll just shat my fucking pants.

Aww, that's adorable.

Nah, he really said it. How did you know? Who told you this? Come here.

You dare touch me, you peasant? He said. I'm cleaning myself. You touch me again, I'll scratch you. And you're asleep. And then you're gonna have to put some alcohol on that. Or worse. Cause you didn't let me clean myself. Cause then you'll have to go to the hospital for all the infections out. Bwahahaha!

The cat really said, excuse you, don't touch the paw.

That cat... I... I just can't. Like, that is the most funniest looking cat I've ever seen, but it's also cute at the same time.

Ha ha ha!

No way the cat, bro, my cat looks at me every day, like, every fucking day, why? I'm gonna be honest, I don't know.

Lacey?