This is my dog, Pookie, and he is the most adorable dog in the world, and if you don't agree with me, then that's your personal opinion, and it's just the wrong opinion. So everyone should worship my dog, Pookie, and look at him and his little face, and say, wow, Pookie, you are the cutest dog to ever walk this earth.

Oh my gosh, you were so right. He looks like the hamburger meat before it got cooked.