shit i saw this show isn't that shit crazy

Kleenex tastes better, so give it a try.

It's all about the Charmin. It's all about the Charmin.

Can't she just oh man, you know what whatever man

Bitch, what the fuck is wrong with you? Somebody smack the shit out of this bitch, this shit is not normal. Get a fucking job, bitch!

Y'all know she's coppin' right? I hope she's coppin' cuz, like, does she know how to make toilet paper, though? I mean, like, I don't know if she's common sense, but this is not healthy. If somebody told her that, this is not healthy for your body, like your stomach, it's not giving you calories, it's... It was not supposed to be used for food.

Bloop! Ain't no way this... She's over here eating toilet paper. Like, like it's Fruit Roll-Ups. She's eating it like it's Fruit Roll-Ups. Like... That's not Fruit Roll-Ups.

This bitch is retarded. Why the fuck she just rolling it up like it's a fruit roller Goddamn cash machine looking at his bitch like bitch. You're not the ATM bitch like You eat toilet paper bitch. You're not gonna shit out money. So like stop eating that shit you dumbass bitch

I feel like you guys got this all twisted. You must be really really in a twilight zone. You even told people? It sounds like you were doing too much. I knew it. You demons will not get away from this. They will enter into your skull, then go for you, then track you down. Because you are now in a twilight zone. So what do you do? You act stupid.

Birdie's gonna get all crooked up in her stomach and she's gonna die. She's so fucking dumb.