Bro just... Bro just kidnapped him.

To be honest, I'd probably do the same as they did.

Yo, that dog has a collar on it. She literally just kidnapped a dog. Then again, it was lost. So...

Can I have it?

That little fucker is so damn ugly. Why would you let him get in your car? What are you gonna feed him fucking graham crackers and shit? That is fucking stupid. Fuck you. Fuck that dog. Fuck everybody

Yo, that's my dog. Can I have my dog back, please?

They just kidnapped a dog cuz for real there's a tag on it, and she's talking about I'll get it. I'm gonna keep you. I'm gonna keep you, bro