Bro, is her, like, fucking windshield all good? For fuck's sakes.

Bitch, you're just gonna fuckin' ignore that broken windshield? Like, the fuck?

how is she gonna actually just kidnap a dog from the middle of the road and get away with it oh my god

Like who the fuck are you? I'm just gonna get in cuz she probably gonna give me some good snacks. They look rich

this bitch just strapped dognap kidnapped a dog what the dog doing never how the dog doing that's a fact ain't no competition class again all right

So y'all just go on the street, see a dog, and then pick it up? That's crazy.

Bro, but why the dog on the road like like did it fall out the car and then like you're just like yeah Let me take it instead of giving it to its owner. You're like what like what bro like What are you doing, and you just closed the door casually

Oh, please give me my dog back, his name is Pepperoni, please!

I'm sorry, that dog made me look in hell like he got his butthole fingered way too many times when he was a puppy.

That literally has a color on it. It is somebody's dog. Go back to the place where you found it and give it back because look at the color and you will see that it has a name on it and it is someone's dog. RETURN IT!