Somebody help me, there is a black ***** in my garden. Somebody help me, he's gonna steal my stuff. Call the cops, he's a black *****.

Oh

Julius, why were you hiding the credit card from your damn wife for 15 years?

That's not all he was hiding from his wife for 15 years, I mean he's been watching this clip on repeat because that is what he's been hiding from his wife. He's been hiding in a closet.

Yo Julius, you used to cry about like, like, like, you remember them, them gravy waves bro? You remember all that bro? Now you can spend, you spend with no limit, I bet you do. He was crying about one dollar and seventy cents. Remember when Rochelle had bought some real candy?

Happy Friday!

Yo, look at the way them fucking pecs move.

I don't care what y'all say, bro. That's my daddy, bro.