I don't know, but when I die, I better become that dog.

You know what, fuck this dog for getting more treatment than me, but also, that's a cute dog.

Bro got a step 74 skincare routine like what?

this is one of the cutest dogs I have ever seen

I'm honestly jealous

You're not gonna have to sleep that day, homie. You mean that?

Hey, it looked like in the beginning you were about to fucking take that dog to pound town, fuck the shit out of that dog. Holy, you looked like you were about to spread his fucking legs. I mean, I know that shit is missionary, but like, you look like obviously it's gonna be doggy style once you're done with it, you know what I'm saying? What the fuck was that though, like the way you placed it down with the hand placement and everything? Now I know you've done, done, done shit to that dog before. Don't lie to me, I know what you've done to that dog. Yeah, it didn't look like your first time doing that shit, damn.

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Oh what a slam! By John Cena!

I wanna know why this fucking dog has a better life than I fucking do, like, I want someone to literally take care of me, like, that dog's gonna take care of, like, what the actual fuck, like, whoa, like, this dog literally has a better routine than I do. I don't even take the time in my day to even literally want to brush my hair half the time, like, what the fuck, like, I want that dog's skincare routine, like, what the fuck, give it to me, the fuck?