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Beardö 271d
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Wirm Million 268d
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ᤐPacinoᤐ 267d
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My first executive order as the 47th President of the United States, I will pardon Jared Fogel and I will let anyone change their name to Subway to get a lifetime supply of $5 footlongs.
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Thank you very much, Mr. President. Coherent and reasonable, as always. Let Fogel out. Let him out. He's done his time. He's done his time. Make him change his name to Subway. Put him back on the commercials. I want to see his fat face back in the commercials. Holding up his fat pants. Thank you, Mr. President. I love- I love foot- foot songs, man. I used to sing foot songs in the pool, and a kid just came up and brushed the hair on my legs. That was great.
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I don't know if I'm willing to change my name for that. Nah, I wouldn't do it. Especially Subway is not something that I hit up on a regular. I wouldn't even do it for, you know, something that I like. So, nah.
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Yeah, man, Subway sucks. The Subway sandwiches suck. Footlongs aren't even a footlong. Everything—I mean, changing your name to Subway is insane. You're right, you shouldn't change your name for any corporation, but especially not Subway, where the food is dogshit.
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Jared got beat fresh cuz he's a fucking pedo sandwiches are good though the sandwiches there's nothing wrong with the sandwiches
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I haven't heard this one. I could I would never change my name to Subway the Subway's around here dude the franchises. They're like And forgive me. I'm not that I'm not you know beautiful. I'm not the most beautiful man, but they're like redheaded chicks They're either you know super hot Maybe not that's all the Subway franchises are some of them are disgusting, but yeah Jared Fogle You're looking good He molested
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