Um, no, I wasn't gonna kill myself. That was like a joke, but thank you for that. Um, cheer up

Alex, can you literally shut the heck up? I don't wanna fuckin' see your messages anymore, literally. Get the fuck off this literal app, literally.

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Pick me! You're literally fat. Literally. I need to shut the heck up. Literally. Look how freaking ugly you look and why does your face look sideways. Literally. I think I'm freaking more sigma than you. Literally.

No, like, what I'm saying is, you can't WANT to be lesbian. You can't want to be lesbian, that's fucking weird. Like... Like, that's just fucking weird, to be honest. Like, I'm not gonna fuck or anything, but like... It's just fucking weird. That's all I'm fucking saying, that you can't want to be lesbian. Like, oh yeah, I want to be lesbian, I want to be lesbian. You can't- that- that's not a- that's not how it fucking works.

Girl where the only fat is in my ass bro kill yourself

Um, nah, shut the fuck up, you raging lesbian bitch, your fat as fuck, Murph, ew.

um look like can you just please just shut up just do everyone a favor and just shut up like she can do whatever the fuck she wants and like why you all up in her business and shit you don't know her and she don't know you so

your name is literally fucking piss baby you're using a dog filter because you're insecure how you look I bet at night you cry yourself to sleep because you hate looking at yourself in the mirror so you come on this app making fun of people you don't know to feel better about yourself but it's okay we all know that you don't have a dad but you know you do you you do you pookie

Your name is also Piss Baby, so technically you're a copy of Piss of the other person. So, um, you know, talk to me when your name isn't Piss.