Grandma got in pregnant by reindeer After she passed out last Christmas Eve You can say that Rudolph used protection But he's the dad of my new uncle Steve She'd been treating her glaucoma And she started feeling loose When Rudolph took advantage and filled her up with a one reindeer juice When she found out she was pregnant She thought that they would soon elope But she couldn't even find him, cause he was checked up with some new antelope.

Well, that was certainly interesting. I have no regard to stay here and yeah, I am very um astonished

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