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All right what is everyone's favorite candy I just downed some sweet tart ropes so I'm gonna have to lock in with sweet tart ropes it changes all the time but what's your favorite candy
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This has got to be the nerd gummy clusters. Mmm, mommy.
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For real those are gas like ibuprofen everyone on
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For real.
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White ones is called Percosex and then the other one is called it's a liquid Michael those are my favorite can you love
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Oh my god this was so good you can put those all in my mouth up my ass. Oh my god that wasn't me That was a demon speaking out. Anyways, the blue ones are so much better though. the blueberry ones.
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Oh fuck I'd literally do anything for nerds gummy clusters God damn
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Mm-mm, mm-mm!
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Oh, gee. Lots of really scribbly upshifts. You give me a back of those and I will literally aggressively finger my ass off. Yeah!
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Not facts for real good for real for real
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Man, what the fuck? Why does it sound like you're fucking climaxing over there?
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I would eat those every day if I could but I'm broke so...
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favorite candy, Reese's Pieces and a lot of savor gummy. You give me a back of them? They're gone.
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I'm not gonna lie, I wasn't expecting that and you just made me cackle. But that was funny
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you
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As soon as I saw this question brand new one yeah we're gonna say something like this
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Breath.paper." Lord
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Look at the cackle bitch
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He he he he he he he he he he he. Why you say it like that? Mugai
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What a first thing you remind me of is Rod Wave.
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I like that lift.
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Call Sister
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Man, such a bitch I used to...
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penis
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faster
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You're so hilarious! Oh my god! Now let me look around.
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Boy what the hell boy? Boy what the hell
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Oh
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Honestly, me too.
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This shit is so crazy but they actually do sell on candy in sits on Amazon hard candy penises gummy penises and lollipop penises ha ha ha ha that's weird like
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I'm gonna get some of those and then I'm a sucker them to suck on them penises
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Comments on the shit the comments on them are fucking hilarious ha ha ha
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Jessica said her man took them to work And they all love them ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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All right and I'll do this in a fucking Cartman voice I wanna hear their shit in a Cartman voice
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Sour skittles because I'm just a bad bitch like that sour skittles all the way
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b 드
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Let me taste the rainbow.
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hahahahahaha
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Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Sour skittles have only got bad pets like that
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Taylor you bugging bitch. Oh hell no sour. I could get I could understand Skittles in general, but sour Skittles fuck no
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Isn't it like a lawsuit happening between them though right now? Skittles or something? or like I heard they're a bad you know this is awkward happen with those Skittles though because I won't be eating those.
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Hee hee hee hee hee ha ha ha!
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YAHOO! Good job! YAHOO! YAHOO!
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Sour patch kids for sure