Wait, you guys want to hear me chug half a Sprite? Okay, okay. Three, two, one.

What you got sand on your body for? Did you really pick up this sand and put it on your legs and shit? Deadass bro Now you gotta go in the ocean

You are very, very, very, very, very, very, very beautiful. I like your body.

Hey have a fantastic day on the beach. You are beautiful girl. Bye

There's no one gonna acknowledge that that guy just chugged half a Sprite.

I mean, like, bro, if you're chugging a bottle of Sprite, man, like, what the hell, how the hell-

To be honest, I would throw myself in a paper factory to be reduced to paper fibers and then transformed into toilet paper that you might possibly use.

I'm so sorry off-topic but, girl why is your hair so tangled?

I feel like there's only one person that made it a point that the first guy took half of a fucking Sprite and then burped out all of the demons that were inside of him like I swear to God. He ain't some holy water bitch.

I think that dude who chugged the Sprite had a heart attack.