Big dick, small dick, pencil dick, chode. Or maybe he's a grower, not a shower. When it comes down to it, though, size doesn't have as much to do with it as chemistry, compatibility, and am I at the center of attention in bed, please? Does he know what he's doing? Are you comfortable enough to guide him if needed, and is he receptive to that, or will you hurt his ego? All that is significantly more important. I will tell you this, though, I don't want to be in pain. If he drops trow and his willy's too big, I'm out. And on the flip side, if he's got a micropenis, all of a sudden my grandma just died and I have to go.

nah that was actually pretty funny but like you gotta tell me alright don't sit around trying to like feed my ego making me feel better if you lie to me I'm gone my grandma's dead I don't know you talk about listen you gotta tell me I'm fucking autistic if you start moaning I'm gonna think you're serious you don't fake it you make it you got to guide me you gotta tell me what the fuck I'm doing wrong I will not again I will not get offended I will be grateful okay you know what I mean

I don't know what is your talk about, but, like, relationship is supposed to be like, love, not what in bed, like, okay, you guys have sex, cool and stuff, like, I don't understand why people care about size, but, I mean, I don't know, but, it's weird, that's a weird thing, people are just, yeah, it's weird.

My wiener quadruples in size whenever I get home.