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Aiden Barnes 274d
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I'm not funny, but like, all right, so here's some. One day I was walking. I was walking in like 7-Eleven, right? I was with my friends. There was like, there was like this homeless man and my friends were ahead of me and I had to tie my shoes so I had to bend over, right? And after I bent over, the homeless man started to pull down my pants and fuck me in my ass.
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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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Wasn't even fucking funny. How dare you post this and think it would make anyone laugh. You should fucking kill yourself now
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Oh, how do you put a voice effect?
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Damn, Joe, you must be really losing it in your old fucking mind. I- I- You know me, I'm fucking Spongebob, man.
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Bro, I searched this up on Google. It's not that serious, buddy. It's not that serious, alright? You look like an F-boy. Now chill.
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Nah, and you're stuttering buddy come on now like I know you look like spongebob and you're all mad about it But like chill come on now you just mad you ain't getting no girls. Please shut up
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Are you really that desperate for the money that you need to make two replies or is that just how mad you are? Embarrassing
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Nah, bro just pulled off the most zesty Drake quote, like shut up buddy, your name's Philip, I don't wanna hear you yap in your trap anymore. Embarrassing, you sound zesty as heck, this is why you get no girls, like shut up buddy, you built like a worm.
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okay there buddy my name is not Philip if you can fucking tell you might be dyslexic and you thought is Philip is my username but no it's not also I know damn well Aiden isn't talking gayest name of the century
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Oh, I'm so sorry. Did I also get your gender wrong, too, buddy? You gonna cry over that? Hey, shut up. My name's Quinn. Like, you think anybody thinks of a super-jacked lumberjack by the name Quinn? I know you ain't talking about names. Like, come on now. Quinn? I know you ain't got one.
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I know a city boy from New York of all places isn't talking about lumberjack names. Also Aiden Aiden that is someone you'd meet at a pride event
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What does a sea turtle and a lesbian have in common? They both choke on plastic.
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That's a fuckin' foul. Heh heh heh. The hell, man.
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what do you call a cow eating grass a lawn mower
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It wasn't even fucking funny, go kill yourself.
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I'm low-key not funny, but if I were to get that cash up, I'd buy me some FORTNITE VIDEOS
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because he killed three people he gets the death sentence and he goes to the electric chair the man in the prison says do you want your last meal and the train conductor says yes could i have a banana so the man gets his banana and he goes to the electric chair and he survives the five minutes and he's let go and this this christian town it's really desperate for workers so it it hires him back
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And you know, he was bored, so he decided to push the limits of the train again, so he kills two more people, and he gets the death sentence again, and while in this prison, he says, when he's asked for his last meal, he says, two bananas, and he gets his two bananas, and he goes in the electric chair, and he survives again, and then, he gets hired back again.
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and this town is still very desperate for workers so they hire him again as a train conductor and he decides to push it once more and he gets he kills more people and he gets the death sentence and he goes to the person and he says this time i'll have three bananas and the person says you can't have these bananas they keep saving your life and the man turns to the other man and says it's not the bananas i'm just a really bad conductor
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HAHAHAHA
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