Okay, I'm about to kill that elf.

So with him I would have picked that elf up instead of being the shit out of him cuz why are you doing that like

His reaction is just so funny and so cute.

Dang, I would've just looked at Elf and be like... What the fudge? Would've slapped it and thrown it on a window, put it in a river, and then let it drown for the rest of its life. For drowning on my face? Like, rodent needs to make me uglier.

He bout to beat the shit out of that fucking elf I swear to god