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In a world of human connections, I found myself oddly smitten with a midnight-blue sports car named Sylvia. Her curves and engine's purr fascinated me, but my friends laughed, catching me whispering sweet nothings as I polished her. One day, my best friend caught me, her laughter a blush-inducing reminder of my unconventional affection. Despite the embarrassment, every touch of Sylvia's steering wheel reassured me that our unique bond was worth the teasing.

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Yo, I'm just walking outside, I'm having a normal walk. Wait, who are you? What? No, I'm just walking outside. No, no, no, I don't want to cause any problems. GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING MONEY BEFORE I SHOOT YOU! I'm not giving you anything! Wait, what? You're gonna shoot me?

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