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Brows jeans absolutely chiefed absolutely Unfuck in Pluto because it's not even like a planet anymore what's your what's your best faded story you know when you got to smacked
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Oh yeah there's a time I was faded right and I just whipped out my **** and started peeing all over my whole family yeah it's basically the story
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If that ***** R. Kelly dies today, he's getting reincarnated into you.
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You wanna recreate that?
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One time I dogged a box of snacks after chiefin and after I finished I didn't realize it was a box of puppy treats.
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I was so faded I locked myself in the closet of my aunt's house and I tore off everything like on that was hanging in a closet because I kept seeing multiple slender mans so she found me she thought that somebody robbed her but it was really just me
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Oh, Glow, who the **** is your plug? Cause I ain't seein' no slenderman off the shit I'm smokin', my guy.
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No, no, no, it was an edible. So, you know, I was tripping off of it. And it was my first time. So I think the recommended dose was like five wings. and I think I ate about 15.
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You don't get that ****** up often herbals who you shit was lace there's no way you took 15 and you seen ******* Slenderman I take about 15 edibles and I'm ******* chilling
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I'm pretty sure it was like 1000 g of like when I eat an edible at take 65 so 1000 g is a lot for me and it was my first time I never got high never drink alcohol like that shit that's your ******* name
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No she said 1000 g know that those three plugs man you got a lease for sure bro that she was 100 g 100 g of damn fentanyl bro no cop you got at least
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Oh no I feel like my emotions clouded what I saw so I don't know if if it was like shrooms it was similar to shrooms except that I didn't station move
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A thousand glutton's?
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Honestly though 1000 g ain't really that much the first time I ******* took edibles I took 1000 g I didn't see ******* shit you he was definitely late there's no way he wasn't
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bro this chat stupid as hell I think you guys mean a thousand milligram bro
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I have a yeah I definitely mean milligrams but I don't know I was I could've been late I don't know where I got the food from
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My best friend and story are the first time I got high by my whole room is spinning I felt like I was having a heart attack occurred my cousin to say that but my dad and I got locked off the phone a lot
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Tyler.
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One time I got super high and I took an edible and I went out with my family out to eat and I swore to God it felt like I was in one of those mirror rooms because I was seeing doubles of everything. Art was going insane. I started crying, bro.
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Where are you started saying shit but you're high that makes sense
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I took an edible and Mike the whole wide he was like vibrating like it hurt to touch anything and like every time I blinked like the time kept skipping I was like what the ****
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God damn, he was high, high. He was like on that Snoop Dogg Indole high right there. What the hell?
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Definitely a school that was like the highest I've ever been in my life and I started passing out and long story short I almost got expelled from school and they thought I was like on hard drugs
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Like I was hearing chancing there was like a bunch of people in the freaking bathroom and I could not understand a word that anybody was saying I convinced myself that the people around me were demons and that I was sent to hell and I was getting tortured it was really
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I'm gonna have to say the first time I ever smoked because this was in my neighborhood and we were walking back home and I literally felt like I was in a video game or like some type of stimulation or type shit I don't even know but I literally **** I was invincible and I thought I could do literally anything
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Yeah one time I was looking for my phone hold my phone using my phone flashlight looking for my phone around my house for like 1020 minutes until I realise cause somebody called me on my phone
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