Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, if I saw this cat looking at me like that, I'd probably punch it with a can. Yeah, not any type of can, it would be a lucashade sport can. I'd pick it up, bosh it around the cat's head, make sure the cat doesn't see next week, and then yeah, go along with my day.

this like was the cutest jump scare i've ever received in my entire years of being

See, there's a rare breed, Dialect, and it, and it seeks my name. It wants me to feast and eat and enjoy. Is this me or is this gluttony?