Four things to remember before having sex while camping. Don't forget the ground is always more uncomfortable than you think. Hopefully you don't pop that air mattress. If you're outside, watch out for poisonous plants. You don't want any rashes in your Netherlands. Most likely there are other people camping nearby, so just be mindful of that. I don't know, use a pillow over your face. Don't forget wipes or something to clean up, right? You don't want to be camping in that shit for later. And my favorite sex positions while camping, doggy and spooning. Boom. There you go.

Yeah, yeah, I can't argue with the last two. Yeah, the last little sliver tip. It was, uh, some good advice.