I'll go first. So I was like 13, so like 6th or 7th grade. Absolute peak of puberty. Hormones are everywhere. I have no control over that shit. So I was hanging out with my crush at the time, at the park, and she kept touching me, right? Like nothing weird, just like on the arm, on the shoulder and stuff. And that was enough to make me nut in my pants, and like I nutted in my pants right in front of her. She didn't know, because I didn't make it too obvious. I tried to hide it, but for the rest of the time we were hanging out, I just had nut in my fucking pants. So yeah.

but you in your pants what why

The casual, so I was at, I was in school like third grade and like I got my period during that summer so like in third grade, I was doing my period and like I would weep through my pants. And like it wasn't a big deal but I was just so tired and I was stressed. I was like, I was trying to have a ventilator and I was, I was mad. And I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I

Um, I fucked a tree.

I was on a road trip with my family and I was really fucking young I was like probably seven or eight and we're either coming back from San Diego or going to San Diego but basically I was sitting in my middle and my brother was on one side of my sister was in the other and I was like yo I really need to go to the bathroom and she's like okay well you're gonna have to wait I can pull over to a gas station once we get off the freeway and there's like hella traffic and I really couldn't hold it it was like really really bad and I ended up like pissing myself and there was just like a puddle of piss in the car