I'll go first. So I was like 13, so like 6th or 7th grade. Absolute peak of puberty. Hormones are everywhere. I have no control over that shit. So I was hanging out with my crush at the time, at the park, and she kept touching me, right? Like nothing weird, just like on the arm, on the shoulder and stuff. And that was enough to make me nut in my pants, and like I nutted in my pants right in front of her. She didn't know, because I didn't make it too obvious. I tried to hide it, but for the rest of the time we were hanging out, I just had nut in my fucking pants. So yeah.

one time, i was fucking a bitch and then, two days later, i went to a family reunion and she was there, and i was like oh, shit you got friends? and she's like nah, i'm related to so-and-so and i was like oh, fuck we're related that's it

I hugged a fish.

So when the clowns in 2018-2016, um, what do you call it, weird thing, um, they got the van, I don't know how many motherfuckers were in that small van, bro, they just, they anally buttfucked me, you know what I'm saying, they, um, molested me, um, they gangbanged me, yeah, that's the worst thing that happened to me.

I pissed my pants and the bathroom was like two feet in front of me, but I couldn't like go to the bathroom because the teacher was talking to me. So I pissed my pants while listening to the teacher. The bathroom was literally two feet, two feet in front of me.