You know what I would do? I would take the buckle and leave the belts. I would take one cufflink out of each set and just leave one. Like everything that you have that needs a set, that has a mattress, a pair, I'm taking just one of them motherfuckers. Leaving you with the odd. Just one random thing.

Not the basketball shorts. Go to hell, Fax Money.

Ha! I said the same! 🤣

Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, so petty like a cancer. I love it. Let's go Bella. Let's go

Now you know you better not let your wife hear this. You know she is still triggered by that ***** from years and years and years ago who took her light bulbs and her seasonings. Don't let her hear you say this shit.

Do you know how mad I would be if I came home and tried to log into my Netflix that I paid a bill for and my password has changed? Yeah, you trying to piss somebody off.

Let me tell you why this one right here might be the best answer. Do you know how hard it already is to keep up with earring bags but you're always like oh I have some over here oh I know I got one over here and you just all over like looking in different jewelry boxes, drawers, like on your dress just wherever you keep your jewelry and you're like I know I have an earring bag somewhere and there's none in the house not a single one and you don't know that until you're about to leave because jewelry is for women it's usually one of the last things we put on. Oh that's cold.

Oh you went all the way to hell with this one you ain't just go low like you went to a hell oh my god do you know do you know Wow well I wish somebody would come in here and take my granddaddy ashes I wish Oh Lord

Oh, you ain't see it. Oh, no, you didn't.

Well, I mean, I'm actually a really cool, calm, collected, logical, forgiving person. But if you take it to where I gotta be petty, then I'm going all the way. Why would I, like, just be a little petty and give you room to bounce back? Like, I'm taking out your whole bloodline in one go. Come at me!

I did, and then I'd do it again.