Um, next time, I hope it's more than that bleeding, I hope your whole fingernail peels off, in one night, October 4th, that night, you may lose your life, nah I'm just kidding, I don't know what's going to happen on October 4th, but let's hope you're still alive by then.

Nah, bro. The pointer finger? Look at the middle, bro. It deserves that so much, just like you deserve that pain, bro. For being such a bitch in this app, bro. Like, what the hell?

I thought you were supposed to be punching with your knuckles.

Um, I really don't give a fuck.