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Hey guys Joanne here I'm so I'm seeing everyone do this bullshit right me thing so I want you guys to write me because I wanna know if I'm a cutie patunity or not bye guys
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You look like Linda from Bob's Burgers.
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And you smell like a burger.
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Rrghh! Rrghh! Rrghh!
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I'm not gonna lie, you sound like one of those women from New York that works at a diner.
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Fun fact, I actually did work at a diner, but that didn't turn out well for me I got fired for fucking the fried cooker and It wasn't good
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Hey Diane, I'm not gonna rate you, I'm just spreading the word. International Women's Day v2 is on July 12th. You heard it. International Women's Day v2 is on July 12th. They need another day.
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Oh shut the fuck up no one cares for Jesus Christ holy fuck
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Okay, Diane, I'm glad you don't care about women. I'm glad you don't care about what they went through for hundreds of years. I hope you're happy knowing that your whole personality is based off Janus from Friends. Oh fuck yourself, Diane. Have a great day.
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How about to go kill yourself soy dog go fuck it shoot your brains out on a bridge
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You know what Diane? I like you. How about we go do it together? But we blow each other's brains out.
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Dude oh my god oh my god that's the girl from Despicable Me girl from minions the first minion movie hold dear Lord
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Your voice sounds like your balls haven't even dropped yet so I don't know why just saying I look like the girl from Despicable Me when your brother haven't even dropped yet because you sound like a fucking squeaky toy
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I mean first you click a discombobulated the favorite are STDs and steroids. You look so disable but I'll give you one. When I had to hear like come on now. Right, mine is still over.
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First of all, Claire, why are you spitting? I can't even understand what you're saying, because there's so much spit built up in your system. Like, Jesus Christ!
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Let me throw things up for you. You can get a discombobulated defibrillator juice box, Love Child has multiple STDs and addictions to steroids, opioids, and LSD.
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Why are you still sound like you have a bunch of spit stuck in your face and you sound like shit you can't talk you're just a dumb bitch
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Oh my fucking god, are you Diane's brother?
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Yes, that is my brother. He's a very autistic.
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What are you sound like an AI room
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And why the hell do you sound like a gorilla?
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Why don't tell you is I want to run to goofiest absolutely smoke cigarettes be
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