Your so fat that the skin on your face sags to your neck and hides it, your built like a thumb from spy kids, your built like a sippy cup, your so fat you gave your mom a self abortion from pushing that fatass head our and tearing her in 2. Your dad was so disappointed he has a son shaped like a olive he ended up leaving you, your build takes after your mom. Your so greasy that you scrape the oil from your back folds to fry your mother's chicken. You so fat it takes 3 razors to graze your wrists