I'd knock the shit out of her bro if she ever fucking did that to me

me personally if i got my phone thrown across the fucking room i want to slap that bitch back the fucking narnia

Nah, personally, bro, I'm finna get up and beat the fuck outta that bitch. Fuck you talkin' about, you gon' throw my goddamn phone. Bitch, I'ma throw you across the goddamn floor.

At that point, I'd just stand up and slap the teacher silly.