What did I get arrested for and why?

Tweakin at the six

You ate a baby and then you seasoned them with some Jeffrey Dahmer ass seasoning

Them ugly ass grills it look like you've been letting your teeth mold

You got arrested midshift at McDonald's for spitting in somebody's drink

They call you outside somebody's door naked today

Oh they cut you be to meet with a minor

You were arrested for having a giant neck.

Rape or probably sexual molestation

Fortunately pie mudroom fucking business because motherfuckers please stop