What did I get arrested for and why?

Oh yeah Disney was the show jerking off in a public playground and then the cops got called him yeah he DEF Yep that's what he did

They seen you raping a children and behind a Walmart

What are you talking about? What do you think I'm supposed to know? Like, like, oh yeah, no, no, no, no, like... What? Why you think I'm supposed to know?

Alright, now that ***** definitely worth it for jizzing in the condiments.

Uh, driving without a license and smoking weed and drinking liquor in the car.

Who is the graduate folk in the rear cool in the back of a Walmart supercenter

My boy you look like you got fired for being musty

You got arrested for fuck in a cheeseburger in the back of McDonald's

Because you're a black ******, clearly.

Shit, to be honest, probably dealing drugs and shit. Like, not trying to be racist or nothing, but like, That's what everyone will be doing nowadays.