What did I get arrested for and why?

Well, a lot of games, it look like you pulled the R-Gallie. Yeah, what the fuck?

Hey since you obviously work at a restaurant or fast food place you know some like old white lady definitely called the cops on your ass for putting nine chicken nuggets in a 10 piece box

Sexual assault.

Probably sniffing a dog's asshole back when they sneath yours first

Nega, you definitely caught a case.

You look like you got arrested for stealing police officers' donuts and coffee.

Bro do you look like god so messy like you are you're something

Getting a soda with the water cup they gave you.

Stilling a bag of potato chips from a corner store.

cannibalizing your uncle after taking too many shrooms