All right you got to take a shit so bad right so bad but there's no bathrooms around you've got two options you've got a porta potty or you have one of those little set up tent things that you like crawl inside of and go to the bathroom and what those are the worst bathroom things ever which one would you choose

I'm not going I'm a pop it and drop it over a bucket at that point like I'm finding someone to paint can and taking a deuce

oh hell no bro i'm gonna find a fucking bush and just go shit in that beach

Personally, I would just choose to shit my pants.

I'm fucking shitting out myself. I would never use any of those.

I would lay you shit in my mouth.

I'm gonna have to use a tent because honestly I rather just risk it all in that motherfucker because I am not gonna risk Getting a fucking Porta John. Nope I've seen too many videos of people push the shit over

I am I'm crapping my pants man like I don't care how big the crap is is that it's going in my pants I will wear a man diaper

But fuck I'm pooping my pants and dipping but that

Okay, what did I say? I'm choosing a party party. I'm not choosing no shit. They never to see me, I'm using a party party. Dang!

Fuck both of the options. Shitting a subway bag and throw it somewhere where no one's gonna find it