All right you got to take a shit so bad right so bad but there's no bathrooms around you've got two options you've got a porta potty or you have one of those little set up tent things that you like crawl inside of and go to the bathroom and what those are the worst bathroom things ever which one would you choose

So if I had to choose, honestly this was a hard one, but I would have to choose Donald Trump's mouth. Yeah, Donald Trump's mouth. I'm gonna have him lay down on the floor and just squat over him. Mm-hmm open wide

Brian popping up fucking squad like on the floor like give me a Lyft with my ass you ever been camping in the woods that's a show you gotta do your usual leave to wipe your ass take a hole with the fucking shovel that's a no

My Knigge shit on myself

Okay so the second one is so much worse like you I mean you're the first one technically is so bad because there's not even an actual sequel there is but you know it's fucking dirty I guess I will just kill myself the shit man

Bro, who is going into a tent? Dookie! Eugh.

Bro, give me the set up tent. Let me set the tent up and as long as I got my phone, I could pay my music on, I don't give a damn. But I don't really like those porta-potties they smell with and you know, somebody might knock it over. I don't know. Just give me the tent.

Porta John or whatever that is a tip party sound weird

I am going to squat and take a shit on someone's lawn like on the porch like the flag wants to walk Ellie and are paying attention and I step on my shit

I would shit on your chest

I would personally use a pot of potty in Dubai.