your eyes are literally bluer than the fucking ocean and like I'm a mermaid so we belong together or something like that okay I don't know

I only need to say four words. Will you marry me?

Your so fine bruh

I'm sorry, but the hand placement, and the way he's sitting in the chair, and the phone, like, he's got to be holding it, like, 10 feet above him, like, he can't have it at a normal angle, he's gotta be holding it above him, but, um, you know, this is, this is intriguing.