Well, Mr. Colin Blair, we all know that you do not have no pipes, and no glocks, no AKs, no stickity wixie, and no mags, no clips, none of that shit. You do got a pedo stash, and you need to shave that shit off, because that shit look like a motherfucking caterpillar crawled up on your top lip and died, my *****. You need to shave your little pubic hairs off the top of your lip. Please and thank you. I'm asking nicely.