Yo, my balls kind of itchy right now though, so like, kind of scratching right now, you know?

Hello my fellow earthlings, um, I'm here to tell y'all a daily reminder, see this beautiful woman? Yeah, this is something we're never gonna get.

I need some water after that yum-yum-yum

I ain't even gonna lie, this sounds like you're asking me out, so I accept.

Stop posting this stuff, you know, you're my meal what like all these other ****** think I'm trying to share. I'm not I'm really not