I might look like a crackhead, but you, you sir, you look like a lesbian.

No, you won't get to rate me. I'm gonna rate you, man. Bro, how do you look that damn fine? Is that just genetics or did you build it like that? What kind of skin care did you do? Like, god damn, my god, you look like Justin Bieber, no I'm joking. But actually, how do you get that fucking hot? I look like Frick.