I can’t tell whether the cat is drunk, high, or both

Nice pussy I want to rub

Why the fuck does that cat look like it's having a fucking orgasm, what the fuck?

Nice pussy 🥰

How to cook a boneless bone. Number one, cut the bone into four pieces. Boil the water in the freezer. Once you're doing that, cut off your legs and put them also in the freezer. Once you do that, fuck all the ingredients, you don't even need the bones. Just eat the goddamn air, cause that's the boneless bone ingredient.

I think your cat had a little bit of crack

What the... Alright, I can just say that the cat is officially both.

Who the fuck is torturing that pussy, man? That pussy.

awakening. He is opening his third eye.

I think the kitty had a little bit too much catnip, mate. Hahaha. Bro, that cat looks high as fuck.