You're going for a walk or a run and then all of a sudden you see a mountain cat following you very viciously. What would you do or say if you were in this position?

Well one, you definitely don't run away from it. The key here is to show that you are a predator. You can fuck it up so you just got to be big, bad, tall, and loud and hopefully that scares it away.

I would tell the mountain cat, go back. You are not welcome here. Simple.

Hey, Dreamy, it's Hawaiian. I would fight that cat. Turn it into sushi. Keep your heads up. Much love. Love you. Aloha. Talofa.

As much as I want to beat this mountain cat's ass Like as much as I do. I know I wouldn't because that thing is faster, and it's more stronger So I'm gonna just keep walking and running as fast as I can back I mean, I don't know I never never read on how to deal with a mountain cat