bro said “hi-yaaa”💀

Bro, if I was in that, and he said, here comes the stapler, I would be so terrified, I would like, literally, I would start punching him or something, like, fighting back at least. Cause, if that stapler comes at me, I have trauma from the staplers, like, people always be like, opening them, like, straight forward, like, they're like, straight up and down, and then they're like, shooting staples at me, I always get scared that's gonna get stuck in me, he really said, here comes the stapler.

My n-word became a ninja, man. My n-word becoming a ninja.

What in the fucking sped class is this? I am, like, confused.