Perky, ugly, can't wait to see your fucking kids.

Man, I'm about to slide on your beach. You better hide her.

Not even gonna lie brother, you just look like yous are fuckin' out and fuckin' enjoying your guys' lives, like relax cuz, not all of us get that privilege, save some of that hope and joy for all of us, fuckin' hell.

Mate, where's your hairline gone? Where the fuck is your hairline? I can't find it. It's been fucking ages. I've been trying to look for so long and I can't find it. You need to do that yourself now. I'm getting the fuck out of here. Find your hairline.

Um, you look gay.