what the fuck is this app bro like what did i what did i download today this is somehow the weirdest shit i've seen actually no it's not even weird i've seen some crazy stuff this is not even the weirdest thing which is insane like bro what were you thinking when you when you posted this you were like oh the hoe's gonna love this oh hell yeah like bro oh my god you

There's a lot of things in this video that I would be honored to point out, my friend.

Is that a banana on your pants or are you just happy to see me?

No, because you really need to get off this app for real.