Alright, storytime then. One time. I was just walking around at the soccer field. I wanted to find the best spot to play on but I see this random ass kid approach me. He handed me a big ass water bottle and said bro you look thirsty. have some water. I legit couldn’t care less since i forgot to bring my water so I saved that shit the whole time i was there until i went home. I chugged the whole fucking bottle. Alright. Storyteller out.

oh my gosh you should literally be a model you're so pretty what the hell

bro ur actually so pretty

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I don't know how to.

Shit like you can flip me some tortillas dog like fuck real shit