Okay, I'm already expecting some petty answers, but what's the weirdest reason you have ended things with someone? Because I have actually ended things with someone before because I didn't like their name. I know that sounds really mean, but I was younger. Okay, like it wasn't like recently. Yeah, that one's mine, but I want to hear what you have to say.

I had a boyfriend, his name was Josh. In school we had a friend group which was 20 members and one day I found out Josh was actually cheating on me with my best friend which is damn disrespectful and now I found out my ex-boyfriend is going to my college in September.

okay so like I broke up with somebody because they wanted to kiss me I broke up with them because they wanted to kiss me like I don't know why but I

So one day I was sitting on the couch with my wife and she said, Oh, well, did you know I have a feet fetish? Um, so whenever she told me I had a feet fetish, I started freaking out and she started suckling on my toes and was like, Mm, give me some more of that feet. Like, so delicious. And then she begged our kids to come out of the room. She started eating their toes. Yeah. Yeah. Like she was eating them.

Way too attached to, um, an axe.

I ended up with someone because I found out that they did something when they were 5 years old. I DON'T WANNA FUCKING KNOW! Okay? I was like... 13, okay? I mean, that's not that young, but... I'm also not a fucking girl!

Nah, nah, I don't have a weird reason, I have a genuine reason, uh, my boyfriend told me to die from my cancer, just straight up, I have stage 3 lung cancer, and he just straight up said, when we were in an argument, he just straight up said, hey, die from your cancer, I don't care, and I was like, what? And he said, I don't care, die from it, and I was like, oh, okay, fuck you.

He was black We don't joke and I'm joking I'm joking I'm joking. Um, um He was weird Not weird in a bad way, but like Didn't text me kind of weird. Yeah He was also black, but that's not the reason okay Anyways, who's a dreadhead? I love dreads. Okay. Bye

Um, well, this isn't really a weird reason, it's kind of like a fucked up reason, like, um, I had a boyfriend who, we were dating online for a year and a half, and I broke up with him because near the end of our relationship he started pressuring me for ***** and shit when I didn't want to send that shit to him. And then he ended up being gay. I always knew he was gay because he sat down to pee.

So, I remember when I was younger, and I played Roblox, I had a friend in my friend, cause she actually knew me in real life, but she gon' choose a person that she know on Roblox over me. She gon' unfriend me, talk about me then, after her and that person break up, she gon' come back crawling to me though.

Hmm because we had polarized music tastes and there’s no way I can be with someone that I can’t vibe with.