my fucking balls are like itchy as shit

shut the fuck up show booty before you go out this shower

And then why do you look like that?

they have a really good one on Amazon I bought it it even has um has like a front case so like you can't get any water on the phone no matter what it's like a little shield for it and it comes with a bunch of different little pegs so you can move it around different spots of the house it's fucking sick

But that is sad, bro. That is saaad. Like, you got addicted to your phone, and you have to go to shower with it. That is sad, not gonna lie to you.