Sorry, horse of habit.

You know that right there that just disgusted me so bad

Bye bye.

Oh no, I got you, I got you.

I approve of them.

Babe, I'mma send it, watch, watch.

And she's posted. I fucking posted my ass cheeks. Look at my ass, bro. It's so fucking voluminous. I bet you could be like, Dramalino that shit.

You're funny no worries the real proof

I thought you got a girlfriend buddy! What the fuck are you talking about?

Like I said, the caption's got it wrong. Also, I don't have a girlfriend yet.

My bad, my bad. Okay guys, he's talking to someone he's not taken yet. Wink, wink.

I'm sorry, but I just had to mention the fact that you do not have the biggest booty on here. In fact, my ass is the most volumptuous extravagant thing ever.

No I'm gonna die proof

I'm gonna need some proof of validation, okay? Let me see some proof and then we'll be talking

Uh, where did it?

You wanna see it? Send me your snap. I will send it to you.

I'll send it to you for free. Don't worry.

But my snapchat is in my bio. If I don't work though, you can just DM me.

Here, show me a two or else your ass is mad flat.